Evian Roller Babies
Some of you have already seen this video, but this is something most dads and moms could watch over and over again. When you watch the video, you can’t help but smile. [Question: what's with the roller skates? Don't most cool babies use roller blades and Heelys skate shoes now?]
(YouTube: Evian Roller Babies Video)
The Perfect Gag Gift for the Twilight Infected
I found this book at the library: Nightlight: A Parody by The Harvard Lampoon ($10.04). When I brought it home, my wife started jumping up and down because she thought I checked out a new Twilight book. And then I read the back cover to her:
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was [...]
Marvel Super Heroes Teleport to Disney Universe
Did you hear? The Walt Disney Company bought Marvel for about $4 billion. Under the deal, Disney will acquire ownership of Marvel — including over 5,000 Marvel characters (Spiderman, Iron Man, X-Men, Hulk, Fantastic Four, Doctor Strange, Elektra, Avengers, Daredevil, Ghost Rider, Thor, Punisher, Blade, Black Panther, etc). And according to a secret document obtained [...]
The Body Guard
Big ship with big guns
Little boat with little guns
So why’s the Coast Guard boat guarding the Navy battleship?
Barack Obama, President of Beaver Nation
Congratulations America. You have just elected the brother-in-law of Oregon State’s basketball coach as your next president. The next four to eight years should be very interesting. Now that Barack Obama is president, here are some changes you can believe in:
Things will not change over night. Sometimes, things may even get worst before they get [...]
Woman Kills Husband Online
Anyone hear about the woman who killed her virtual husband? Apparently, in an online role playing game (Maple Story), her husband divorced her and she got upset. So she used the login information her virtual husband gave her, hacked the game, and killed off her online husband. The other person complained to the police and [...]
Danger, Fart Coming
A little over a year ago, I mentioned on my blog that you shouldn’t fall asleep when the Little Princess is around. You’re just asking for it if you do. Spiderboy got a dose of it last time:
This time, my wife is the butt of the Little Princess’ prank:
Question: Is it possible to pass my [...]
The Family That Pees Together, Stays Together
As a dad, one of my responsibilities is to teach my kids to share. I have tried many, many times. But sharing is a concept my kids don’t understand. I think they might be defective. I would probably have better luck explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Instead of sharing, the kids prefer to continually annoy [...]
Obama Brings Sexy Back
Barack Obama was in town last Friday. Like most places Obama has been at, his rally sold out quickly. On Craigslist, people were offering basketball tickets, cash, and their spouses for Obama tickets, which were actually free to the 12,000+ people who were lucky enough to get the tickets. You would think by all the [...]
My Classy Readers
Hey, who left these four comments on my blog?
(1) boobs are in my butt and fart is in my boobs.
(2) boobs are in my butt.
(3) fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt
(4) fart on me.
I found those comments in my spam filter. I usually find them annoying, but I have to admit, I did laugh a little this time. Apparently, some [...]
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