Dora the Sexy Explorer
When Mattel and Nickelodeon revealed a silhouette of the new Dora in March, many parents were upset. Unlike the old Dora, the new Dora is aimed at girls from five to tween. Many parents thought the older Dora was a sexed-up version of the younger Dora. Hello. Has anyone noticed how women are drawn in [...]
Swine Flu and The Mask of Skull
First there was the West Nile virus. Then the bird flu. Now it’s the swine flu. Next, it’ll be the Klingon flu. It’s one epidemic after another. Obviously, I don’t have enough to worry about with four little ones in the house. And of course, kids alway wash their hands with soap and never stick [...]
How to Break Your Back
Last Friday night/Saturday morning, my back went out on me. Yes, again. It’s my kids’ fault. I didn’t have back problems until I had kids. Now I have back problems all the time. When it comes to back problems, I am an expert. For those of you who have never had back problems, here are [...]
Nake Baby – Day Seven
Little Disney can open both eyes now and follow movement. He still cries a lot, but not as often as the first few days. It must be very strange for him to go from a life of darkness to a world of light.
The Adventure of Birth
It’s been almost nine months since that magical night at Disneyland. Now I’m a daddy to our fourth and last child. It seems like we have come full circle. Our last child was born the exact same weight and length as our first child: 9 pounds, 0 oz and 20 1/2″. If Little Disney wasn’t [...]
It’s a Boy
The Disney Souvenir was born Tuesday morning. The latest member of the Forever family was born 9 pounds and 20 1/2 inches. The first thing the baby did was pee on the doctor and cry. Three days later, he’s still crying. Where’s the crying off switch?
Baby Things
For the past couple of weeks, we’ve been busy getting our baby stuff out of storage. We kept most of our baby things because Mommy Forever told me a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away that she wanted four kids. In the past, we didn’t know what we were doing and bought [...]
Baby Predictions
Even though Mommy Forever isn’t due until March 13th, she’s already dilated. According to the midwive, my wife can go into labor any day now. I’m hoping for a weekend because we don’t have a lot of help during the week. Just in case, I wrote three posts in advance on Saturday. This is the [...]
More Snow Please
On Sunday, we got our first snow in about two years. Actually, it snowed a few times last year but it wasn’t cold enough for the snow to stick. In my book, it doesn’t count as snow unless it lasts as least an hour. That’s like going trick-or-treating and getting an empty candy wrapper. I [...]
Kid Dies on Halloween
I hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween. It was a fun night for our kids and we made it home safely, which is not something that could be said about the 12-year old trick-or-treater that was shot to death. Apparently, a man thought he was being robbed so he open fire on a [...]
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