My Heart Belongs in a Diaper Genie
The Little Monkey isn’t jealous of Little Disney, but she misses mommy at night. Mommy use to sleep with the Little Monkey. Now mommy sleeps with the bobblehead. Every night now, the Little Monkey cries and screams. One night, my little girl even told me she didn’t want me. Then she threatened to poke out my eyes, suck out my brain, and cram my heart in the Diaper Genie. Dads live for moments like these. Enterprise, one to beam up.
Please God – put baby back inside mommy
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Awwwwwwww…isnt there room enough for both of them ?
Nope, we don’t have enough love for all the kids. Plus the baby wakes up and cries every couple of hours. That would wake up Little Monkey and it’s a pain to tuck her back in.
Poor kid. Doesn’t she know she’s been replaced? :p
Hey, I asked my parents to throw my brother into the garbage can. In retrospect, I’m glad they didn’t. This way, he saved me from half the dysfunctional parenting. Plus there’s nothing like having a true comrade to discuss how bad Mom and Dad are. LOL
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If the Little Monkey could, she would probably carry the baby over to the garbage can and dump him in there.
Oooooh The green eyed monster has reared it’s head. It has got to be hard going from the baby to big sister.
It’s been fun for me too. There’s nothing like having a three-year old scream at you several times a night.
BTW, there’s something wrong with your blog.
There is nothing wrong with my blog. I am changing over from GoDaddy back to BlogSpot. However I am going to have to change my name. I have a forwarding order attached to my BlogSpot account that automatically sends the reader to GoDaddy which isn’t there any more. It is driving me a little crazy since I don’t understand computers. As soon as I get my new home situated i will let you know the new name. Thanks for asking, though.
Poor baby girl. I don’t have any advice for you since my daughter seemed to relish her role as big sister from day one. I think you should board that seat on the Enterprise and not look back.
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What about poor daddy? She doesn’t love me at night. I think I’m going to run away to a place where I can get a good night’s sleep.
Awwwww poor daddy. Adjustments are so inconvenient…maybe you need a borg mentality? She will adapt….Hope you survive! I’d settle for one of their regeneration stations myself.
Hugs,
Holly
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The Borgs are lucky. They don’t have to worry about waking up the other borgs because of loud screaming.
Oh boy, Kid 2 is on the way in June and I don’t think my little monkey is going to take it well either. Just came across your blog. Terrific stuff. Def. bookmarked.
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I hope you have better luck than me.
Haha, love the picture.
My 11 yr old still wants to give back the 9 yr old.
My son thinks the same way about his younger sister.
I’m sorry but unless that kid had a knife to my throat (and even then) I would think she was the most adorable girl I’ve ever seen
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That’s a daytime photo. She loves me during the day, but turns into a demon child at night.
Thats too cute!! Happy WW!!
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Poor Little Monkey. It can’t be easy not being the baby anymore.
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She’s fine during the day. It’s at night when she turns into a demon.
She is absolutley adorable!
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Awww. How cute is that?!
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This should be fun when they get older. She might try, let’s hide the little brother when your back is turned.
Aren’t kids cute? We had them why?
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Reminds me of the time we left my son alone with the Little Monkey when she was just a baby. We were out of the room for just a moment. When we came back, our son was sitting on the baby.
She’ll get over it, and so will you. I’ll pray for sooner rather than later!
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Oh my! I’d forgotten what those days were like! I love her expression in the photo – it’s between a pout and that “somebody do something” look.
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really, you could do stand up comedy. do you write jokes for someone on tv?? you can tell me.
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Nope, but I do annoy my wife every day with my humor. She doesn’t get me. She only married me for sex.
Hilarious! Baby above looks so serene; how could the tiny thing cause anyone angst?
She’s very cute in the daytime, but the complete opposite at night. I think the full moon makes her even more demonic.
It is very hard to get used to being a big sis from being the baby for quite some time. I used to resent my twin brothers when they were born 8 years after I was born. Lol.
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Hahahaha… at least she didn’t try to kill baby – unlike me! LOL! Poured half the bottle of medicated oil (some chinese stuff) all over my 3 month old baby sister when I was about 2! Mom just turned around to answer the phone…. Good thing our neighbour had a car to get them to the ER… :p
It’s a good thing you were not playing with knives at the time!
That is so very funny. Poor Little Monkey! Hope all settles down soon for all of you, although Little Disney is still pretty new, so….
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change is hard to manage at any age !! and you know what she would have said the same to any daddy … it’s not just you :) le
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That picture is adorable.
Julia had some jealousy over the sleeping arrangements when Lucy came, but she gave me up for Daddy pretty quickly.
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