Love Your Body
Le (Third Pole Dancer on the Right) gave me an award last week. I don’t remember the exact name of the award. It’s either the “Love Your Body” or “Love Your Blog” award. I think I was given the award for the color of my underwear or something like that. Anyhow, Le promised me she’ll take care of our minor economy problem if I answer a few questions for her:
1. Where is your cell phone?
Sitting on my desk, feeling sorry for itself because it’s not an iPhone, gPhone, or BlackBerry Storm. I think it might commit suicide.
2. Where is your significant other?
She’s on the sofa, half sleeping, half watching TV, and half eating. Yeah, I know, that’s three halves. It’s girls math. My wife taught it to me.
3. Your hair color?
Sinister black.
4. Your mother?
I have one.
5. Your father?
I have one of those too
6. Your favorite thing?
Rainbows, stars, sunshine, sunsets, and full moons (no, not the mooning kind).
7. Your dream last night?
I don’t have dreams. I think I might be an android.
8. Your dream/goal?
To rule the universe.
9. The room you’re in?
My home office. I would like to call it my man cave, but my wife is in here every evening.
10. Your hobby?
It use to be photography, but I have no time for hobbies anymore. I barely have time to breath. Plus my SLR is broken.
11. Your fear?
Losing my wife and kids, kryptonite, and developing an extra eye on my forehead.
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Starring in Star Wars, Episode 8. I will be a big hit as Darth Geek in Episode 7 (three years from now).
13. Where were you last night?
In an alternate universe. I think I was a Sith.
14. What you’re not?
Sane. I have three little monsters that like to torment me.
15. One of your wish-list items?
Porsche. On a more realistic side, a nice digital SLR camera with a zoom lens.
16. Where you grew up?
Portland, Oregon USA, but I was born in a galaxy far, far away. My biological parents sent me to earth in a spaceship just before my home planet exploded.
17. The last thing you did?
Put pants back on my son. After I tucked him in, he took off his pants and underwear, then fell asleep half naked without any blankets. Might be OK in the summer, but too cool for autumn.
18. What are you wearing?
Shorts, t-shirt, and a tiara.
19. Your TV?
A 25″ Sharp TV. My godmother/aunt gave it to me almost 11 years ago.
20. Your pets?
None. Unless my wife counts. If not, I would like to get some fishes. Oops, I think I just compared my wife to a fish.
21. Your computer?
It sings lullabies to me every night.
22. Your mood?
Not sure. I have to consult my mood ring.
23. Missing someone?
My mom (Alzheimer’s) and cousin (died before she turned 30).
24. Your car?
1998 Toyota Camry in the daytime and the Batmobile at night.
25. Something you’re not wearing?
A Halloween costume. I love Halloween, but I have yet to find a costume I would love to wear.
26. Favorite store?
I like Fry’s Electronics, but they are too far away (50+ miles round trip).
27. Your summer?
Missing it already. Wish it could be late summer year round.
28. Love someone?
My wife and kids (most of the time).
29. Your favorite color?
Not sure I have a favorite color. Probably depends on my mood, which depends on my mood ring.
30. When was the last time you laughed?
That would be every day. I have three young kids and I make them entertain me.
31. Last time you cried?
Never. I’m a man. Plus I don’t have any tear ducts. Men don’t need them.
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Yep, those three young kids are very entertaining. And it looks like they had such a good time at the pumpkin patch. Thank you for not posting pics of yourself in the tiara.
Hey, I think I’ve just been insulted. Just so you know, I look fabulous with a tiara.
Good answers!
ROFL - What a way to come back to blogs this week. Thanks for the grins and giggles.
Hugs,
Holly
Wow those are really good answers because so far the Dow has gone up more than 400 points and is still rising.
I thought our favorite color/s were black and orange?
That’s only when I’m in my sports mood. I don’t actually have any orange and black shirts.
Hahahaha Thanks for the laughs, loved your answers :)
i always think these q and as are interesting. reminds me of slam books from junior high. i was obsessed with them.
I had to google that term too. We never had slam books at our school.
you are still my fav daddy forever … thanks for being such a good sport :) I would like my tiara back when you are done …
and BTW who needs orange and black clothes when one has the deck of the century coloured pumpkin .. I am expecting a Halloween party on that deck - too chilly ?? le
LOVE the answers, you are one creative guy! Thanks for the smile.
“Never. I’m a man. Plus I don’t have any tear ducts. Men don’t need them.”
That reminds me of a Chuck Norris fact I’d read: Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
You crack me up!
We have a problem because I also plan to rule the universe. Maybe we can split it, but I get the Milky Way and Andromeda.