During a trip to Disneyland last June, Subject M (aka Princess M, Little Princess) exhibited strange behavior. Subject M, without any prompting from daddy (aka Daddy Forever, Chief Science Officer of the USS Enterprise), insisted on going on all the cool rides. Interestingly, daddy did not inform Subject M which rides he thought were cool. Yet Subject M had no problem listing thrill rides like Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, The Matterhorn, and Indiana Jones as the ones she wanted to go on.
Daddy explained to Subject M that the rides might be too scary for her and asked her if she still wanted to go on them. Subject M answered yes. Daddy took Subject M to The Matterhorn ride and asked her if she was sure she wanted to go on the ride. Subject M answered yes. As expected, The Matterhorn scared the princess out of Subject M.
The next day, daddy took Subject M to Splash Mountain. Again daddy asked Subject M if she still wanted to go on the ride. Again Subject M answered yes. And again, the ride scared the princess out of Subject M.
Next up was the Indiana Jones ride. Daddy asked Subject M if she really wanted to go on the ride. Subject M has never seen any of the Indiana Jones movies, but she still answered yes. And just like the other thrill rides, the Indiana Jones ride scared the princess out of Subject M.
On the last day of the Disneyland vacation, daddy took Subject M to Space Mountain. Daddy does not like Space Mountain. The ride makes daddy’s stomach queasy and daddy was hoping Subject M would finally say no. But as before, Subject M stated she wanted to go on the ride. Afterwards, both daddy and Subject M were queasy. And as before, the ride scared the princess out of Subject M.
Subject M appears to have been born with some sort of disorder that results in her making one bad decision after another. She knows the rides will scare her, yet she wants to go on them away.
Course of Action
- Continue to monitor Subject M
- Determine if disorder is contagious
- Find cure to disorder
Unless a cure is found, Subject M will eventually meet someone that is bad for her. She’ll know he’s bad for her, but will marry him anyway.