The Family That Pees Together, Stays Together
As a dad, one of my responsibilities is to teach my kids to share. I have tried many, many times. But sharing is a concept my kids don’t understand. I think they might be defective. I would probably have better luck explaining Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Instead of sharing, the kids prefer to continually annoy daddy by fighting over the same toy. Sometimes, they even fight over a piece of lint one of them found on the carpet. A PIECE OF LINT! They are obviously insane (from mommy’s DNA). But after thousands of attempts, my brain washing finally worked. The kids are still insane, but at least they’re sharing the toilet:
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That is too funny!
I used to pee like that with my cousin. That was a while ago…3 weeks ago.
Keep smilin!
Hey, you’re not suppose to pull my leg after April Fool’s Day.
Your kids must have really tiny butts.
Yeah, they are on the small size. Makes it hard to buy an outfit that fits. If the shirt fits, the pants are too big. If the pants fit, the shirt is too small. My kids are abnormal.
Hahaah, i love it. that’s too funny!
The joy of having goofy kids.
Too funny! It’s easier to get all boys to pee together - you just make it a competition (quickest, longest-lasting, etc.)
Who knew I’d be commenting on potty habits today? Ah, parenting.
Can you tell my wife potty trained my son?
I made the mistake of doing most of the potty training for my oldest son. Now I have to keep telling him “yes, you can stand and pee. It’s OK.” Aaaarrrrgh!!
I’ve never done this when I was a kid. I can’t imagine my kid doing it as well but imagining it, it is kinda hilarious.
It was totally unexpected for me too. My wife told them to go the bathroom before we leave the house. Usually they fight over who goes first, but not this time.
ROFL - well I guess you take what you can get eh? :)
Hugs,
Holly
Glad they didn’t fight over the toilet paper at the end.
Can’t wait to see how many new followers you get after this post. HA! Makes me wish I could adopt 2!
Maybe you’ll get lucky and get to adopt twins. Hee-hee.
Yeah, ha ha ha! As if! Though, a couple of years ago I did catch Griffin piddling in the loo while Brylee was sitting on it!!!! And we have 3 toilets in this house! Sharing??? Huh, what’s dat?
Going to a different toilet would be too easy. They have to use the same one. It’s the law.
LOL…that is wayyyyyyyyyyy to cute…Look at that beautiful long hair….
I assume you’re not talking about the Little Monkey’s hair. Talk about bad hair days. She has them every day.
I guess it’s better than peeing on each other!
Or peeing on the floor, which they do from time to time.
That’s just goofy! hee hee
Now I just need to get them to share in other areas. Then I will be happy for two whole minutes.
hysterical…so my sister and I would do that as kiddos too
and totally with you on the sharing thing…i’m pretty sure my kids have a defective gene on that score too
Girls do that when they are kids, but boys still pee together in alleys when they grow up.
Too funny! No, your kids are not abnormal. Mine are tiny too. Good metabolisms. I once caught my 2 youngest Chiles doing that very thing. Thought I was going to blow a gasket!
I wonder how they come up with silly ideas like that. Too bad most people lose their silliness when they grow up.
Peeing together. Now that funny.
And if you can get the boys to sit down while they do it, all the better. Less miss (or mess!)
I just hope my son learns to pee standing up before he goes to school.
Actually girls can pee standing up too, just as well as boys, even through zippers! Most girls just don’t know how for social rather than biological reasons.
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You say your kids pee on the floor… so this may be of interest to your little girl. =)
Right on peepnroosmom. My brother was finally given strict instructions (by ME when I was 10!!!!) that if he didn’t sit and — well I won’t go there — but if he didnlt sit he’d lose his reason to stand! I’m sorry if that is horrible, but I was like that when I was 10 (and still am now I’m 33!).
They will be so happy you took these pictures when they get older. ;)
I better snaps some more pics for the teenager years. You can never have enough blackmail material.
I can remember butt wrestling for the potty with my cousin…it rarely ended well.
Butt wrestling? I guess I missed out as a kid.
I remember doing this once with my best friend when I was 8 or 9 years old. That was the only time, but I still remember it, and all the accompanying laughter, all these years later. So, my guess is they might remember this little “experiment” for the rest of their lives, even without the pictures!
Good to know my kids are not the only abnormal ones.
ha ha hilarious!!!
Let’s hope your girl and puppy won’t be doing that together!
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