My Classy Readers
Hey, who left these four comments on my blog?
(1) boobs are in my butt and fart is in my boobs.
(2) boobs are in my butt.
(3) fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt
(4) fart on me.
I found those comments in my spam filter. I usually find them annoying, but I have to admit, I did laugh a little this time. Apparently, some of my readers are still in grade school.
In other news, the Little Monkey has been calling her older sister, Boo-Boo. I have no idea why. The Little Monkey makes these adorable faces when she say things like: “I want my daddy.” “Don’t call me little monkey.” “I’m not cute.” “I thought you were mad at me.”
The Little Monkey says the cutest things. But it’s my son that cracks me up:
I’m warning you, mommy. Don’t kiss me again. (my favorite)
I don’t want to eat lunch. It’s nasty.
Do you want a knuckle sandwich? (my bad)
[Spiderboy to Little Monkey] You’re too noisy. I’m going to have to eat you.
[Spiderboy to a sales clerk] Talk to the hand! (ooops, me again)
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Very cute … if only I could remember even 1 of the hundreds I’ve heard over the past 29 bloody years!!!! And it wasn’t me leaving those comments…
Are you willing to take a lie detector test?
I’m surprised you didn’t just say it was me based on probable cause.
It wasn’t me, but I kinda wish it was.
Actually, you were the first person I thought of, but the boob comment threw me off. Of course, that was before I knew you like to think of yourself as a soccer mom.
There is NO DOUBT as to the paternity of those kids! BTW, I must admit - ’twas I who left those comments.
My bad!
(just kidding)
If you did it, that’s a side of you I didn’t know about. You bad, bad woman/girl.
Wow, no one leaves me comments like that for me. :P
Those are definitely funny. hehe.
In that case, I’ll leave you some of those types of comments. I’ll have to use another computer so you won’t know they are from me.
Clearly a second grade boy is commenting on your blog. Or your Yahoo buddy. Ha!
Little Monkey sounds so funny and Spiderboy is definitely yours with that sense of humor of his.
Today, Spiderboy claims he loves kisses even though he also says eeewww when someone kisses him.
I love what kids come up with!
If only they could be like this when they become teenagers.
It wasn’t me. My boobs have never been in my butt. Although fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt is more my style…wasn’t me.
My favorite Spiderboy comment: “You’re too noisy. I’m going to have to eat you.”
I wonder how he came to that decision. If only I peek inside his head.
I swear…I thought I had myself blocked when I sent those…hahaha..wasn’t me…Hey, have a little sumthin’ sumthin’ for you over at my place…come take it if you want it!
OK, I’ll come by tonight. Leave the light on for me.
I swear I didn’t spam you with any Boob talk, though I’ve been known to mention my favorite Bulldog now and again. Knuckle sandwich?? You trying to bring that back? Your like the cool and retro dad, huh?
What? I didn’t even know knuckle sandwich went out of style. I suppose “groovy” will go next.
Ahahahahaha! that is pretty funny …
We’re becoming more careful now when we speak in front of B. He mimics everything and I have nightmares of him becoming that lil kid in Meet the Fockers. MY husband of course thinks it would be funny.
We’re pretty good about what we say in front of the kids, but they still come up with some really funny stuff — like my son’s comment about eating his sister because she’s too noisy.
LMAO….Sorry Not I said the fly !!!…
These should be the makings of conversation hearts. :)
Hugs,
Holly