Before I became a dad, I wasn’t sure what to expect. After all, I’ve never had kids before and had no idea on how to raise kids. Even though I was clueless, I never thought I would have a conversation like this:
Spiderboy: Eat it, eat it.
Daddy Forever: No.
Spiderboy: Eat it, you might like it.
Daddy Forever: No, I won’t like it.
Spiderboy: You don’t know unless you try.
Daddy Forever: I know I won’t like it.
Spiderboy: Try it, try it.
Daddy Forever: No, I’m not going to eat poop!