He Was Adopted
Before I became a dad, I wasn’t sure what to expect. After all, I’ve never had kids before and had no idea on how to raise kids. Even though I was clueless, I never thought I would have a conversation like this:
Spiderboy: Eat it, eat it.
Daddy Forever: No.
Spiderboy: Eat it, you might like it.
Daddy Forever: No, I won’t like it.
Spiderboy: You don’t know unless you try.
Daddy Forever: I know I won’t like it.
Spiderboy: Try it, try it.
Daddy Forever: No, I’m not going to eat poop!
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I believe you, he must be adopted! SUPER EEEEWWWW!
Yep, adopted. He’s too disgusting to be related to me.
Oh.
My.
Gawd.
He’s a true boy, isn’t he?
My wife thinks he gets his bathroom humor from me, but I think boys are just born with it.
Ha ha ha! You gotta love that Spiderboy! Too funny. Perhaps he’d make a good Fear Factor host one day?
Maybe good for Fear Factor, but I don’t think I want him to babysit down the road.
omg that is awesome. LOL so hilarious!
That’s right, my son is a big goofball.
Boys are just born with it…in my house, everything revolves around bathroom humor…tiring to say the least.
I’m glad he didn’t scoop it up and put it on a plate. Gross!
That was so funny! It must be boys. My guys get the biggest kick out of farting.
Little girls too. The Little Monkey likes to tell me she farted and then she laughs.
ROFL - this is great stuff. I swear I’d love to look inside those little minds to see how they work and how they come up with the stuff they do!
Hugs,
Holly
I think kids should come with those thoughts bubbles you see in the comics.
LOL oh what a boy!!! I love that gross behavior…I am a very good boy mom. I miss having a little boy in the house…can I borrow yours. Although I won’t eat poop!
Sure, you can borrow my son anytime. Too bad you don’t live close by, you could be his sitter.
Very lovely boy.
Yes, he’s very cute.
BEST. POST. EVER.
I love having boys.
Well, with all those boys in your family, you must enjoy their special kind of humor. Hee-hee.
LOL…Out of the mouths of babes…
He is adorable….
Kids do say a lot of cute stuff. Too bad they are not automatically recorded.
HA! Well, I wouldn’t eat poo either :)
Let’s hope not, but you’ll be surprise at all the things you thought you would never do.
Hahahaha! Well, he does have a point you know. Lemme know how it turns out once he convinces you okay? Haha!
He has told me to try many times now, but he will never convince me.
Mate, you ain’t lived till you have had Bacon N Egg Pie, the recipe is on my blog… March 8th I think… make a smaller version…. you have to try it!
I’ll look for it and ask my wife to make it!
Ha ha ha ha, that’s definitely something that would be said around our house and definitely something that before the child, we would have never expected to have to hear, much less respond to… AGH!
Must be a boy thing. So far the girls have not been gross like that.