Tea for Two
Mari (Slowing Down) tagged me for the couples meme:
How long have you been together?
My wife has been torturing me for almost 12 years. I’m serving a life sentence.
How long did you date?
Mommy Forever chased me for over three years before I gave in and demoted her to wife.
How old is she?
About 5 1/2 years younger than me, but I will always be more immature.
Who eats more?
Normally I eat more, but on our first date, my wife ate more. She was actually a little pissed off at me because I was eating too slow at the buffet.
Who said “I love you” first?
Don’t remember, but she use to call me every night before she went to sleep and every morning after she woke up.
Who is taller?
She’s taller, but I’m wider.
Who is smarter?
Me, me, me. But my wife is smarter than me in some areas. Like shopping, fashion, and jewelry. To me, diamonds look like pieces of glass.
Who does the laundry?
Mostly her, but I do my own clothes and towels.
Who does the dishes?
Mostly her.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Me, but my son is on the left side and my wife sleeps on a floor futon with the Little Monkey. No, this isn’t some sort of Asian custom. We’re just weird.
Who pays the bills?
I do, but my wife sometimes embezzle money from my wallet.
Who mows the lawn?
Me. My wife did once, but she got tired before she finished mowing and left the lawn half mowed.
Who cooks dinner?
The wife. I use to cook a few times a week, but my wife prefers meals that are edible.
Who is more stubborn?
My wife, but she probably thinks I am (she’s wrong…really).
Who kissed who first?
Don’t remember, but I was horny a lot.
Who asked who out?
Neither. We helped a friend of mine move. Afterwards, she and I went to dinner and a movie.
Who proposed?
She did indirectly. She called me at work and told me she told her parents we were getting married. I would have asked eventually, but she didn’t want to wait a couple of centuries.
Who is more sensitive?
I’m more sensitive when it comes to things we say to each other, but she’s more sensitive when it comes to other people.
Who has more friends?
According to her, she doesn’t have any friends. But that’s not really true because she stole my friends from me. If my wife and I ever get in an argument in front of my friends, they would probably be on her side. Doh!
Who has more siblings?
Her. I have one bother (no, I didn’t spell it wrong) and she is the youngest of five.
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That was fun! I might steal this meme from you and do it on my own blog, m’kay!
That was pretty funny about her proposing indirectly. When John proposed to me in October I already had my wedding dress bought and paid for in August. I was just waiting for him to ask me.
Go ahead and do the meme. Considered yourself tagged. I can’t believe you bought the dress first.
I love that you are serving a “life” sentence.. LOL
great post with great answers :0)
Twelve years is a lot, but I have many, many more years to go.
LOl that’s funny, especially how she told you that she told her parents you were engaged to be married. LOL Now that’s taking charge. :D
Hopefully, she won’t be making any more announcements like that to her parents.
LOL great answers you had me cracking up!
Glad you can laugh at my expense.
I don’t know how you sleep with the kids! My son came into the bedroom about 5 times last night trying to convince me that he was scared and nothing short of him sleeping with us would protect him.
I finally gave in, but I think I was asleep when I did. Then I didn’t sleep at all…
I guess you have more room since you gave your wife the boot, but still…
I use to share a twin with my son. Now that we kicked the girls out of the master bedroom, my son and I have the king bed. Plus I push him next to the wall, far away from me when he sleeps on my head.
That was a fun and different approach to the ole’ Love Fest Day.
Thanks!
Yes, I’m sure my wife will reward me tonight for my wonderful post.
Great Meme….
Love the life sentance part ! LOL..
No time off for good behavior.
Q: Does Mrs. Forever threaten to make it NOT “forever?”
A: Many times a day.
That about right?
That would explain why she left me with the kids Saturday night so she could clubbing with her sister.
Hahahahaha! This is so funny. Mommy forever would probably wring your neck if she sees this.
I think she’s getting use to my wicked sense of humor…she might also be slowly poisoning my food.
yes ,Twelve years is a lot.
But they also went by so quick. Must be the kids.
I will raise a toast to your life sentence :)
You certainly have a way with words…
I guess this means you got your new pretty Mac today. My pc is black and great for attracting dust.
You never fail to make me laugh. I loved your answers!
That was awesome…and the pics of your kids in the post before are priceless!
Great meme! I love how you are always so very honest. AND I love how she proposed to you. Yay for us gals taking the bull by the horns. I kissed John first and the rest is his-story.
Cute article. Things are very similar for my husband and I as far as those questions go.
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Great stuff, but Daddy Forever you seem to be taking forever in between your posts…what gives?
I love reading things like this -they help you see and learn so much about people. Maybe I should make a blog post about it….LOL That is when I find time for it next year. :)
Hugs,
Holly