Little Monkey for President
Anyone following the presidential primaries? I don’t generally follow politics, but it’s hard to watch the news without seeing something about the elections. Looks like we are down to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton for the Democratic party and John McCain and Mitt Romney for the Republican party. Hillary reminds me of Margaret Thatcher, UK’s first and only woman Prime Minister. Thatcher was also known as the Iron Lady, which I think is a good nickname for Hillary as well.
Obama reminds me of Ross Perot and Jesse Jackson. I don’t have an impression of McCain or Romney yet — other than McCain is old and Romney is a Mormon and former governor. For the record, I’m not a Democrat or a Republican. I’m an independent and it irks me that the political process is stacked against independent candidates.
Anyone tired of the mud slinging yet? I am. I don’t understand why candidates have to resort to making misleading statements about their opponents. If a company makes misleading statements about their products or competitors, they could be sued in court. But if a politician makes misleading statements, it’s protected under free speech. What kind of double standard is that?
I also find how the candidates fight interesting. The Democrats get very personal in their attacks and kick each other between the knees. On the other side, we have Republicans who attack by using the “L” word. “He’s a liberal.” “No, he’s the liberal.” “Am not.” “Are too.” Reminds me of those sitcoms when two guys fight by slapping each other’s hands.
Anyhow, I’m happy to announce a new candidate — Little Monkey. If you are sick of politics as usual, you should consider voting for the Little Monkey for President. Here’s her platform:
- Family
- Love
- Happiness
- Fun
- Food on the table
- Roof over your head
You can vote for the Little Monkey below and you don’t even have to be an American to vote:
Vote for the next President:
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Little Monkey, you have my vote. You are by far the best choice.
Little Monkey will serve you well.
Is LM an independent? Or can I catch her in one of the debates?
Independent. I guess that means you won’t see her in the debates.
Who Wouldn’t vote for that face? But will he give you a job in his administration?
Yes, I’ll be the full-time nanny.
That face is priceless….would he make it during the State of the Union address as well? Too cute!
That face and many more adorable faces.
Yes…but what is her stance on nap times?
Keep smilin!
She hates it. Too bad for my wife.
My husband often uses a certain word for Hillary… it’s not the L word.
It’s the C word. ;)
Little Monkey for president!!!!
I hope it’s C for conservative and not the four-letter word.
Little Monkey is by far the cutest and best qualified candidate. She should win by a landslide.
And she doesn’t even have to kiss any babies on the campaign trail.
I like Little Monkey’s politics, and her face is WAY CUTER than Hillary’s!
Even her pouty face is cute.
Hee hee - Little Monkey rules. I also am not a believer in party only in the best person for the job. I get really frustrated when the real issues that determine that leadership get clouded with wasted energy (and mud) on things like religion, race, sex, party, etc.
Hugs,
Holly
Would be nice if candidates could truly speak from the heart instead of professionally crafted messages.
The Little Monkey has my vote!
Great. You could be on her Cabinet.
I’m pretty sure there would be no mudslinging against little monkey—too cute! Makes me want to pinch her cheeks!…I wish we could give those politicians a time out and have them play nice on the playground.
Timeout for politicians — what a great idea!
One look at that face, and I’m a believer. She’s a winner!
Hopefully that face will carry her on Stupid Tuesday.
Darn! wish I was American so I can vote for Lil Monkey. Ü
You don’t have to be an American to vote for the Little Monkey. She’s a citizen of the world.
Little Monkey all the way!! I’d be okay with almost everyone on that list except Mit Romney!!
So, what’s the scoop on Romney?
Of course I voted for the Little MONKEY! Will you be VP then or what?
And yeah, what IS with that damn double standard??
Yes, I will be VP of the Legion of Super Heroes.
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