15 Weird Things About Me
Kooky Kay tagged me for the 15 Weird Things About Me meme. She tagged me last July. I’m a bit behind. Actually, I’m three memes behind. Sorry for the delay, taggers, but I’ll get to your meme soon. OK, here are 15 weird things about me that I don’t think I have mentioned before:
(1) I’ve been to a Go-Go concert.
(2) I grope my wife inappropriately
(3) …all the time
(4) …even in public.(5) I learned to grope from my son
(6) …he likes to stick his hand underneath my shirt and play with my chest.(7) I named my wife’s breasts
(8) …I call the left breast “Har Gau”
(9) …the right one is “Shu Mai”(10) When I’m sick in bed, I pretend I’m in a Jedi healing trance.
(11) Some guys are babe magnets, I happen to be a bug magnet. Killer bees, blood sucking mosquitoes, and various man-eating bugs are attracted to me.
(12) I’ve only purchased five pairs of shoes in the past ten years
(13) …I still wear all of them, but not all at the same time.(14) I walked into the window display at a mall once
(15) …the impact was very loud and everyone was staring at me.
I’m suppose to tag five people now, but I’m not going to because I always seem to tag people who either have been tagged or don’t want to be tagged. If you want to play along, let me know in the comments area and I’ll stop by your blog to read about your 15 weird things.
BTW, I have moved my sites over to the new server. I think I got most of the problems worked out, but if you find a broken image or see something strange, feel free to let me know via the contact form.
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hahahahahahaha oh i don’t even know which one to comment on… but suddenly i don’t feel so bad about all the bites i’m still scratching from last weeks run in san felasco park- stupid “Off” didn’t even keep them away from my sweaty lump of meat charging through the woods.
And my Boob has a name too: Ransom (hehe)… you saw his photos.
There’s something about me that makes me attractive to bugs. Maybe I have some bug DNA inside me.
So glad to see that the move over to the new server didn’t take away your sense of humor.
You just started my day with a giggle and a smile. Thanks!
Try not to giggle next time you have dim sum.
I grab Dave’s butt all the time, even in public. The bad part is, I don’t even realize it until someone points it out.
I’m glad the server move went well. Everything looks great from this end.
Wait until Julia picks up on that!
Hey - you survived your server transfer! Bravo. I always enjoy the giggles that come from reading your posts. My weirdest thing is that my eyes are different colors. As for weird things done…well some things are best left in the closet….hee hee.
Hugs,
Holly
I guess I should have tagged your husband to find out.
Funny list!! I’ll play along, but mine is going to be on my Thursday Thirteen (with 2 extras…). Have a good day!
I’ll swing by to take a look.
See the shoe thing boggles me about men. My husband is the same way….I don’t get it. You guys are minimalists.
Luckily, we don’t have to worry about our shoes matching our jeans.
I’ll do it, but not until Monday. Come by after you recover from Mommyforever’s stab wounds.
It’s a good thing she’s sick again. She has no engery to pummel me.
I am so far behind in reading your blogs because I’ve been caught up in a storm and its finally winding down thank God!Those are weird esp the fact that you only bought 5 shoes in 10 years … I can’t do that … hubby can’t do that … hehe!
I know. I’ve been reading your blog even though I don’t always comment.
I have tears rolling down my face I am laughing so hard. I’ll try to come up with 15 weird things soon.
My husband hates to buy shoes. He will wear them till the soles wear through. He probably hasn’t bought 5 pairs either.
When me and John first got married I used to smack him on the butt after we would hug. Then one day I had given my dad a hug and out of habit smacked HIM on the butt. Very embarrassing. It really cured me of that habit.
Let’s hope I don’t accidentally grope my parents or in-laws. I bet your dad was wondering if you lost your marbles.
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Just a little taste of weirdness, I love it!
Why is it that men like to cop a feel in public? Just like anything else, is it the thrill of getting caught?
Jedi healing trance, I’ll have to remember that next time.
This may be a personal question, but… dont your shoes get stinky after, oh, let’s say the first 5 years? ;)
Nothing to do with getting caught. I just love the curves on my wife.
No, I don’t have stinky shoes. I suppose if I didn’t wear socks, my shoes might get stinky.