Playing Tag with a Hanzo Sword
Today I got a tetanus shot. As some of you know, I hate needles. This time, I didn’t black out, but I did embarrassed myself. Just as the nurse was about to stab me with an ice pick, I made one of those “Oh God, I’m going to die” face. Then I noticed the nurse was walking away…she already gave me the shot and I didn’t even feel it (actually, I can feel it now — sorta of like how my shoulder feels after my wife punches me while I’m sleeping).
I don’t really understand why I need a tetanus shot. I have not had one since I was a little kid and I have not had any problems. Seriously, if someone sliced off my head with a Hanzo sword, I’m not going to think, “Thank goodness I had my tetanus shot. Otherwise, I might get an infection.” I think my dying thought might be along the line of, “Oh man, Holly tagged me for another meme. I hope I have enough time to tag someone else before I die.”
INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:
1. The Life & Times of a First Time Stay at Home Mom
2. Mom of 2 and Wife of 1
3. BlondeMomBlog
4. Holly’s Corner
5. Daddy ForeverNext select five people to tag:
1. Desert Songbird
2. Leslie
3. Mary
4. Peepnroosmom
5. SimcooksWhat were you doing 10 years ago?
Living in sin with the future Mommy ForeverWhat were you doing 1 year ago?
Taking a shower.Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Chips
2. Candy
3. Cookies
4. Cashews
5. Ice CreamFive songs that you know all the lyrics to:
1. Puff the Magic Dragon
2. Daddy’s Home
3. You’re the Reason I’m Living
4. Sing
5. HandymanFive things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Porsche baby!
2. Buy presents for family and friends
3. Invest part of it
4. Start a foundation
5. TravelFive bad habits:
1. Eating junk food late at night
2. Getting impatience with my wife and kids
3. Over-thinking
4. Not working out regularly
5. Farting near people I don’t likeFive things you like doing:
1. Making my kids laugh
2. Going on walks
3. Cycling and other sports
4. Playing pranks on my wife
5. Goofing aroundFive things you would never wear again:
1. Suit and tie
2. Diapers (not even when I’m old — I rather pee on someone shoes)
3. Underwear on the outside of my pants (why do super heroes do this?)
4. Running tights
5. Speedo swimsuitFive favorite toys:
1. Remote control toys
2. Wife’s new camcorder
3. TV tuner card for my PC (useless now that we don’t have cable)
4. My kids
5. My wife (huba-huba)
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If someone is attacking you with a Hanzo sword, you def have bigger issues then your shots being up to date! LOL
Keep smilin!
You’re right. The bigger issue is tagging 5 people before I’m history.
I’ve been wondering if anyone would tag me for this! :D You want to know the one that made me guffaw?
Yup, the one about farting of course. ;)
thanks for the tag, I play ASAP!
I got it right this time. I didn’t think you did this one before, but I have been wrong before.
I had to get a tetanus shot before college. They gave me a Sesame Street band aid and a lollipop. I was 18.
Oh gosh, you make me laugh. I like the meme. I’ll have to do it soon.
I got a plain bandaid and no lollipop. Of course, I’m not 18 anymore.
Thanks for the tag. I’ll get on this shortly.
I’m with Doris Clark, if somebody was after you with a Hanzo sword, you would have better things to think about.
Wasn’t a Hanzo sword in Kill Bill or have I just seen that movie too many times?
That’s right. Didn’t think Kill Bill was your type of movie.
Kill Bill is NOT my type of movie, but is most certainly my husbands favorite. He watches it at least once a week before he goes to bed. You know, something soothing to help him sleep. Since I am in the bed beside him, therefore I have no choice. I know every word to every scene in both movies.
Well, it’s a good thing for my wife we don’t have a TV in our bedroom. I can’t believe your husband thinks Kill Bill is soothing. Silly rabbit.
Arrr… the meme made me have a contraction…
Sorry! At least I didn’t make you go into labor.
Cool meme!! I’d like to do this one!
LOL good to see you’re just as funny as ever. Ashlyn is having to have a 2nd knee surgery. So, you may be able to keep one of the cows we’d pre-arranged since she will be a little gimpy.