Playing Tag with a Hanzo Sword

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Today I got a tetanus shot. As some of you know, I hate needles. This time, I didn’t black out, but I did embarrassed myself. Just as the nurse was about to stab me with an ice pick, I made one of those “Oh God, I’m going to die” face. Then I noticed the nurse was walking away…she already gave me the shot and I didn’t even feel it (actually, I can feel it now — sorta of like how my shoulder feels after my wife punches me while I’m sleeping).

I don’t really understand why I need a tetanus shot. I have not had one since I was a little kid and I have not had any problems. Seriously, if someone sliced off my head with a Hanzo sword, I’m not going to think, “Thank goodness I had my tetanus shot. Otherwise, I might get an infection.” I think my dying thought might be along the line of, “Oh man, Holly tagged me for another meme. I hope I have enough time to tag someone else before I die.”

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1. The Life & Times of a First Time Stay at Home Mom
2. Mom of 2 and Wife of 1
3. BlondeMomBlog
4. Holly’s Corner
5. Daddy Forever

Next select five people to tag:

1. Desert Songbird
2. Leslie
3. Mary
4. Peepnroosmom
5. Simcooks

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Living in sin with the future Mommy Forever

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Taking a shower.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Chips
2. Candy
3. Cookies
4. Cashews
5. Ice Cream

Five songs that you know all the lyrics to:
1. Puff the Magic Dragon
2. Daddy’s Home
3. You’re the Reason I’m Living
4. Sing
5. Handyman

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Porsche baby!
2. Buy presents for family and friends
3. Invest part of it
4. Start a foundation
5. Travel

Five bad habits:
1. Eating junk food late at night
2. Getting impatience with my wife and kids
3. Over-thinking
4. Not working out regularly
5. Farting near people I don’t like

Five things you like doing:
1. Making my kids laugh
2. Going on walks
3. Cycling and other sports
4. Playing pranks on my wife
5. Goofing around

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Suit and tie
2. Diapers (not even when I’m old — I rather pee on someone shoes)
3. Underwear on the outside of my pants (why do super heroes do this?)
4. Running tights
5. Speedo swimsuit

Five favorite toys:
1. Remote control toys
2. Wife’s new camcorder
3. TV tuner card for my PC (useless now that we don’t have cable)
4. My kids
5. My wife (huba-huba)

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14 thoughts on “Playing Tag with a Hanzo Sword

  1. I’ve been wondering if anyone would tag me for this! :D You want to know the one that made me guffaw?

    Yup, the one about farting of course. ;)

    thanks for the tag, I play ASAP!

  2. I had to get a tetanus shot before college. They gave me a Sesame Street band aid and a lollipop. I was 18.

    Oh gosh, you make me laugh. I like the meme. I’ll have to do it soon.

  3. Thanks for the tag. I’ll get on this shortly.
    I’m with Doris Clark, if somebody was after you with a Hanzo sword, you would have better things to think about.
    Wasn’t a Hanzo sword in Kill Bill or have I just seen that movie too many times?

      1. Kill Bill is NOT my type of movie, but is most certainly my husbands favorite. He watches it at least once a week before he goes to bed. You know, something soothing to help him sleep. Since I am in the bed beside him, therefore I have no choice. I know every word to every scene in both movies.

  4. LOL good to see you’re just as funny as ever. Ashlyn is having to have a 2nd knee surgery. So, you may be able to keep one of the cows we’d pre-arranged since she will be a little gimpy.

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