100 Things About Us
This is my 100th post. According to blogosphere law, I’m suppose to write a “100 things about me” post. Failure to do so will result in the doubling of viagra spam. I think 100 things is too much torture for one sitting, so I’m going to torture you in four parts over several weeks. I’ve included my whole family instead of just boring little me. Here is part one:
(1) I am NOT the father of Anna Nicole’s baby.
(2) My wife didn’t know how to use a computer until I showed her how
(3) …now she shops online every night. Doh!(4) I was born in Hong Kong
(5) …but can’t read or speak Chinese.(6) I was born with eleven fingers and three ears…just kidding about the three ears, but not about the extra finger
(7) …a surgeon removed the extra finger when I was six, but I glued it back on…just kidding about the glue…I used staples.(8) My wife was born in Vietnam
(9) …but couldn’t speak Vietnamese fluently until after she graduated high school.(10) All my kids were born in the same hospital in Portland, Oregon, USA.
(11) I got mostly A’s in high school,
(12) …but mostly B’s in college.(13) My son broke his collar bone before he was two.
(14) My wife and the two oldest kids were all born on June 13th.
(15) My kids are named after dead presidents,
(16) …but we gave them our Asian names as their middle names.(17) My skinny wife can out-eat me at a buffet.
(18) I once found a push pin in my son’s mouth…he didn’t like the taste.
(19) My wife left me twice
(20) …the first time, she called 20 minutes later because she took the wrong bus and wanted me to pick her up
(21) …the second time, she came back after a few minutes to torment me because she didn’t own a car, it was night time, and she got scared walking to the bus stop.(22) During a ski trip, my friend lost control of his car and I flew into the windshield
(23) …I wasn’t wearing a seat belt, but I always wear one now
(24) …after they removed the glass pieces from my head, I went skiing.(25) My youngest child likes to call me ma-maaaaaaa even though she knows I’m da-da. I might need therapy if she keeps calling me mama.
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Some kids do that just to annoy their parents. My three year old one still calls me “Mommy” and my wife “Daddy” sometimes.
You are a twisted soul, my friend. Your humor knows no boundaries. One day, you will pay…..
Mwahahahahahaha…..
Ummm… Daddy Forever? Don’t take this the wrong way… but you are a dork! :D LOL! I mean that in the nicest way, because I’m a dork too.
You went skiing after they pulled the glass out of your head. Well, at least it wasn’t before they pulled the glass out.
Your wife left you twice? I like her style. ;)
The birthday thing is kind of weird and cool at the same time. My brother and his sons have their bdays in different months, but they are all on the 22nd.
I know what you man about therapy… my toddler calls me Bubba instead of momma. Oh, she knows how to say momma and usually does when she is upset, but even though I correct her, she calls me Bubba. It makes my left eye twitch, kind of like the chief of inspectors in the Pink Panther movies.
I’m loving this list. You are so funny.
I’m thinking you should be thankful you wife didn’t have a car.
Well, you manage to make what is normally a very boring meme into something hilarious, as always ;). I love it!
You’re hilarious!!! I can’t wait for the rest of the list.
Veddy interesting!
You are making me think I should check my blog numbers.
Keep smilin!
I’ve never heard of this rule. LOL But then again, when I made my 100th post ever, it was a long time ago. Not even sure the word “meme” was even created yet.
This is a pretty funny list though. I love your sense of humour.
Hmmmm so that’s the reason hugh? I just made a 100 button….LOL ;)
Hugs,
Holly
Ha! And to think all this time I just KNEW you were the father of Anna Nicole’s baby. I just KNEW it.
I can’t wait till the rest of the list.
ya know…I have to admit that I think I would have probably still gone skiing, too. If I were younger. Not now. NOW I’d be a big weenie!!!
Fun list!
Online shopping is good. It’ll just burn a hole in your pocket, not break an arm (carrying shopping bags) or a leg (from all the walking).
My estimated due date is also June 13. If my cooking blog remains static after June 13 it means the baby has popped.
Wow, can’t wait for the next “set!” The birthday’s on the same day is awesome. Watch out though, next year their birthdays will be on Friday the 13th. You might want to keep the TV off that day to avoid all the gross horror films!
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Desert Songbird sent me over here and with good reason! You are one hysterical papa! This is the kind of humor I grew up with and I miss it!!!
My dad used to call my little bro “Teapot,” because he was always boiling over.
all of that happend to me too…
except the car accident thing. I was not on my way to ski and i went through the windshield.