Well, it happened again. That’s right, my blog got me in trouble with Mommy Forever again. Last time, it was because I mentioned my wife and sex change operation in the same sentence. This time, it’s because I mentioned my ex-girlfriend in my last post. That’s ex-girlfriend, not ex-wife or someone I had an affair with. I have not seen or heard from the ex in five hundred years.
I don’t understand why this is such a big deal, but Mommy Forever has been giving me the cold shoulder. At first, I didn’t even know she was mad at me. I thought she was just being quiet…then I saw steam coming out of her head. Needless to say, there has not been any spooning at night. I’m not even getting the mandatory goodnight kiss specified in our marriage contract. But I think things have finally blown over…the wife bought herself a new
quilt dress. I didn’t even bother to ask how much because that would just get me into more trouble. I wonder if I can count the dress as a Valentine’s present.