Comments on: May I Rest in Peace

By: Live Long and Prosper ~ Daddy Forever

Live Long and Prosper ~ Daddy Forever — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:42:32 +0000

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By: Timeout for Daddy

Timeout for Daddy — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 15:18:16 +0000

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By: stef

stef — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:59:06 +0000

oh my gosh. your sense of humor is unbelievable! i’m still LOLing here. esp. the Google results. i feel for your wife, and i’m not sure La Mer is enough to cover this.

By: Voo-Doo Doctor

Voo-Doo Doctor — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:23:42 +0000

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By: vasilisa

vasilisa — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:05:58 +0000

Have to say, MommyForever has a point…

As for the price of cosmetics — yup, men will never understand it. We don’t either, but we kid ourselves that the more we pay, the better we’ll look. It’s all a game. You’re supposed to pretend that you get it. And keep buying it for us…

By: MamaDuck

MamaDuck — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:36:32 +0000

Ha ha ha ha!! Oh my, don’t kill him yet, he’s too funny!! I always laugh at the odd search results too, and that’s exactly what came to my mind when reading your last post, those Google results that would be inevitable ;).

By: Grimm

Grimm — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 13:58:49 +0000

Whoa! You are just getting away with death?

You are soooo lucky.

[The remainder of this comment was removed for the physical well being of the commenter.]

By: Latia

Latia — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:30:03 +0000

I don’t know what’s going to be worse for you…being dead or being cut off from “the goods” from your wife for, hmmm, I dunno…FOREVER! I swear, my Bobby is used to my sweet, demure, perfect Asian wife side (my mom is Korean) but when he puts me over the edge, “Tha Sista” comes out (my dad is black). I know what I’d say, “Sex change?! How’s about this? How about NO sex for a CHANGE! You like that? I hope you do. You did it. Don’t make me come over there and slap you! Now, where’s your wallet? I’m going to the mall!” You know that your wife has every reason to kill you right? Well, this is what “Tha Sista” would say to her: “Slap him. Slap him hard. Knock those 200 brains out, take his credit card, and hit the mall-HARD. Just tell him that since he decided to relay to the world that you got a sex change that you have to buy a whole new wardrobe/makeup/shoes to fit onto your new WOMAN’S body. Ummm hmmm, honey.” Mommy Forever is beautiful, but if you wanna keep her beautiful, you gotta buy the cremes. I’m twenty and I know the ill effects of sun damage, so I moisturize like the dickens so I can pretend like I’m 20 when I’m in my thirties. Merry Christmas to your wife. I’m jealous of the Creme de La Mer. But I’m not jealous of the sex change joke. Oh gosh, I’ll pay my respects at your funeral.

By: peepnroosmom

peepnroosmom — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:32:59 +0000

I am laughing so hard here. Mommy Forever IS pretty, but a girl can’t have too many creams and lotions in little bottles. You are going to owe her big for years to come about that sex change joke.
Your joke about having 200 brains made me think of a story my mom told about my dad when they were dating. He told her the little round chicken pox scar in the middle of his forehead was where he had been shot with a BB gun when he was little. She believed him for so long. You mem are so evil.

By: 1girl2boys

1girl2boys — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:08:07 +0000

Wow, how did I miss the sex change post? And it even made it to Blogging Baby – very impressive!

By: Doris Clark

Doris Clark — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 18:28:26 +0000

Hilarious! I hope you live (C’mon Mommy forever…this is perfect fodder to hold over someone for a while!)

Keep smilin!

By: Leslie

Leslie — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:59:58 +0000

If Mommy Forever is anything like me, you wouldn’t be lucky enough to get the pain from this over with in one fell swoop. It would be slow torture spread out over the rest of your life. If she plays it right, this could be her ace in the hole for years to come. She blew the budget on the shopping spree? Well, you said she had a sex change operation. She’s watching a chick flick on television and your favorite show is on? Too bad. You said she had a sex change operation. This could actually work in her favor.

By: simcooks

simcooks — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:46:18 +0000

Worry not. You will survive. Mommy Forever will make sure you do so that she can get more La Mer products from you. Those small bottles don’t last very long. Valentines Day is coming, then her birthday… You will survive.

By: tiggerprr

tiggerprr — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:43:05 +0000

OMG, I’m dying laughing! Mommy Forever, please don’t kill Daddy Forever, he makes me laugh!

By: kelley

kelley — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:38:03 +0000

I am dying over here. That is hilarious! You’re going to be an overnight internet sensation for your post about your alternative lifestyle with your “man” wife!

There isn’t enough La Mer in the world to set this one right… ;)

By: Desert Songbird

Desert Songbird — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:15:49 +0000

You are a wicked, wicked man who thinks buying expenses gifts will redeem himself in the eyes of a woman. Shame on you!

(p.s., It would work with me – ha!)