Do Spiders Have Noses?
Spiderboy: I want Mickey card.
Me: This is my Disney credit card.
Spiderboy: I want it.
Me: Do you have a job?
Spiderboy: Yeeeeeees.
Me: What’s your job?
Spiderboy: Spiderman.
Me: Your job is being Spiderman?
Spiderboy: Yes.
[This sorta makes sense. Last week, Spiderboy told me, "I want Spiderman computer so I can work like you and make money tooooo."]
…a minute later:
Spiderboy: Daddy?
Me: Yes.
Spiderboy: You shoot web with nose, OK?
Me: With my nose?
Spiderboy: Uh-huh.
Me: Ummm, OK.
Great, I must now get bitten by a radioactive, mutant spider so I can make my son happy by shooting web out of my nose. Do spiders even have noses?
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Don’t know about that one, Daddy. You might have to look at one and see. LMK what you find.
Bwahahahahahah!
BTW, I want a job as a superhero — oh wait, I already have one. I’M A MOM. When do I get my own Mickey Card?
No nose. Spiders detect smell with scent sensitive hairs located on their legs. The web comes out of their tummy. Hope that’s easier for you.
I think it would be kind of cool to shoot out webs.
They should put that in the next Spiderman script — shooting web from Peter’s belly button. Sandman and the Green Goblin will laugh their socks off (assuming they actually wear socks).
“I want a Spiderman computer so I can work like you…”
So sweet! He wants to be like you and believes you’re a superhero that can shoot webs out of his nose.
I’d say that’s high praise from a toddler!
New angle for motivating him to eat his veggies: “Spiderman is a huge spinach fan; it’s what enables him to shoot webs from his nose.”
Funny FUnny. OUr little one is ten months old and when she goes exploring around the house she almost always comes upon her daddy’s wallet. Somehow she knows which card is the credit card because she takes it, puts it in her mouth like a little dog, (I’m not joking about this part) and crawls to wherever I am and throws it to me. What can I say, the child is as smart as her mother.
About the shooting webs through your nose: does he mean blow your nose?
So funny :-) Unbelievable how logical kids can be! Especially when they want something…