Stop Yanking on Your Thingy

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I’m not sure why, but Spiderboy likes to yank on his thingy when we are changing him. Maybe its because he doesn’t have access to it when his pants are on or maybe he already feels the pressure of having a big one. If it’s the latter, how should I break it to him? Son, you can stop yanking now. It’s not going to get any bigger from yanking on it. If it were that easy, guys would be wearing pants with three legs. Do you see anyone wearing pants with three legs? No? Good. Now stop yanking on it or it will fall off.

That would be fun trying to explain to the doctor and child services worker. Honest, he kept yanking on his thingy and it fell right off.


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